OMG you read that tweet?!?!

If you follow me on Twitter, you know I don't hold back much. I'm very open about what I do with my boys, masturbation, dating, sex and even my interest in girls.

I enjoy the anonymity of being Mistress Lilyana online. I like being able to display my kinky pervy side for everyone to see via Twitter.

About a month or two ago, I started getting "out" in the BDSM community a little bit. I attended my first munch and then a bondage class. It was so much fun for me to be able to meet people with similar naughty interests.

Through those contacts, I have acquired new followers on Twitter and readers of my blog. This is great, right?

Oh yes it's great as long as I don't think about actually having to SEE them from time to time!

I feel secure with the internet wrapped around me like a fuzzy comfy blanket while I tweet about how I dropped my phone in the tub while masturbating and talking to a new girl. It's funny, sexy and interesting. Why wouldn't I tweet it?

And then I get a @response from my bondage instructor and realize I have to face him Thursday knowing he knows that incident as well as just about every other pervy thought that enters my brain because he follows me on Twitter.

Crap.

If I was the kind of girl that blushes, that just might do the trick.

Yep, I'm going to be embarassed and not in the hot erotic humiliation kind of way either - the good old fashioned OH-MY-GOD kind of way.

I guess as I begin to bring my pervy online world and my real life together, I'm going to have to get used to it. I'm sure as hell not going to stop being pervy! I'm not sure I could even if I wanted to.

I <3 my naughty piercing

There are few things I love more than my naughty piercing.

For those of you who don't know, I have a vertical clit hood piercing. Basically, it's the same curved barbell used in belly button piercings pierced through the hood of my clit so that the jewelry lays on top of my clit all of the time.

Mmmmm.

Barely a year ago, I could pretty much only cum when I was on top. This was before I realized I was really Dominant, though it should have been a clue. Having things my way, at my speed, in just the position I like them has always been my preference.

But I digress.

Anyway, about a year ago I was seeing a delicious woman, a professional photographer. One evening she was talking about how she's always wanted to do a macro photography book about clits. A coffee table book with page and after page of clits.

Mmmmm.

I told her I thought is was a great idea and she asked me if I'd let her shoot mine. I'm VERY conservative with pictures of my naughty bits so she was surprised when I agreed.

This made reminded me of my long time interest in having my hoo hoo pierced.

“Yeah, I've always wanted to have my clit pierced.”

Her jaw almost hit the floor.

If you know Mistress Lilyana, all you know is naughtiness. But Lilyana, just plain old Lilyana, she's a conservative woman who drives an SUV and collects bunnies. Yes, bunnies, figurines and things, not Playboy bunnies. And I wear sweater sets. If I had pearls, I'd probably wear them too.

So when Lilyana the sweater set wearer announced she'd like to get her clit pierced to her not so conservative bisexual lover, said lover was ready to take Lilyana and have her pierced that evening.

Hey, we live in Vegas. You can get pierced at any hour.

A few days later, we both had the hoods of our clits pierced at a place appropriately called Precious Slut. A few days after, our piercings were mostly healed and we were test driving them.

Mmmmm.

Having the hood of my clit pierced was undoubtedly one of the best decisions I have ever made. It made a HUGE impact on how orgasmic I am. HUGE. Before my piercing, I MIGHT have cum without being on top a half dozen times. And I was tickled if I could cum even once during sex. Now cumming 10 times in one session is EASY (as long as may partner knows what they are doing). 20 times is not unattainable. Multiples used to be something I thought impossible but are now frequent for me. Hell, even masturbation is WAY easier now. It makes me feel SOOOO naughty just having it.

Ladies – Do yourself a favor and consider having your clit hoods pierced. It wasn't terribly painful to have done because the skin pierced is very thin, it heals very quickly (2 weeks max) and it makes you more orgasmic, or at least it did me! If you have any questions, check out BMEzine.com or email me.