"You, Lilyana, are selfish in bed," stated my FMT in a conversation recently.
"WHAAAAAT???" I was incredulous that HE of all people would say something like that.
"You are. You're selfish in bed," he said with a smirk. He does adore pushing my buttons.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me."
"Well, not with me," he said, back peddling. "You weren't like that with me at all. I just know you are with other guys."
"You aren't submissive. Of course things were different with you. But what in the world makes you think I am selfish in bed?"
"Lilyana, I live with you. I've heard you. I know."
I laughed. The acoustics in his house make it nearly impossible for an orgasm to go unnoticed. It's true.
"YOU are SO loud and I know all of your sounds. I can tell when you're getting eaten out and I know when you're on top. I can tell."
"Yeah? So?" I rolled my eyes at him in typical Lilyana fashion because I knew where he was going with the topic of conversation.
My FMT knows me better than just about anyone. Not only is he perceptive but he's known me for more than two years and we were dating for part of that. We've also been living as roommates for four months. However, even with his exposure to the lifestyle and as open minded as he is, he still sometimes misses the mark on his assessment of me and my motivations.
"I can tell from the sounds you make that those guys are making this all about you. That they're mostly here to please you."
"Exactly! That doesn't make me selfish. I'm dominant, remember?"
"Yeah, I KNOW," he said, annoyed. "But, you're selfish."
I sighed. "What you don't understand is that these guys get their pleasure from pleasing me. They are submissive to me. This is what they WANT."
"Yeah, I know."
"Then why are you saying I'm being selfish??"
"Because you are!"
"I am not!"
"Lilyana, I CAN HEAR YOU!"
At this point, I'm laughing at the ridiculousness of the fact that he's mistaken my dominance for selfishness. I suppose it's a rooky mistake a vanilla would make, but I just expected he'd understand me better than that.
And then I'm picturing him playing World of Warcraft in the loft outside my bedroom while I'm playing with a sub and saying to himself as the sounds I make change, "Oh he's licking her pussy now ... Ah she must have just climbed on top," and I'm still laughing.
"Well, maybe you should have soundproofed your house a little better, honey!"