Wednesday, February 17, 2010

My dating persona

I recently joined a vanilla dating website. Yeah yeah don't judge. I'm thinking I may happen upon a guy who is "convertible" or at the very least very open minded.

Anyway, this particular site is full of all kinds of quizzes and questionnaires to assist you in determining your compatibility with others. Today I ran across one for your dating persona. The results are SO dead on accurate and SO funny I just had to share them:

The Playstation 
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing and friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.


  1. Funny! But, also interesting. I am sure there are convertible men on vanilla sites.


  2. Love the post! i'd like to play with that Playstation! My thumbs and forefingers can be very agile. ;-)

    Seriously, nice post and, as i'm learning by seeing things via Twitter (Holy smokes, Dia!), i am almost pure vanilla and would have been convertible prior to marriage. Now i want my wife to convert with me. ;-)

    Have a great night!

    p.s., to post, Blogger wanted me to prove i was a human by typing "ruffsem". That's what You do from time to time, ruffsem up... cheesy, i know. ;-)